Placet comedere unicornium.

Paskatījos pāris populārākās mangas, un man if tikai viens jautājums; „Why the FUCK is this shit so popular?!”

My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

pfunks:

Ready disguises.

potter-head-ification:

adayinthelifeofkel:

its-abraham-bitch:

venomwithinher:

girlgrowingsmall:

moreinclinedtoactmyshoesize:

droogywoog:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

Cause The Gross/Shock Factor ALWAYS works on people. Silly Vegan Douche.

Take notes from Rachelmm and others on how to be a not douchey vegan.

Mmm. Breakfast. 

Reminds me of one time walking on campus when I was handed a pamphlet filled with animals being tortured and shit…. and then I bought Chickfila.

Reminds me of one time I wanted to make vegan cupcakes. Then I cracked some eggs into the bowl.